Disclaimer
July 5, 2011
Following recent comments, we at the Daily Gripe felt it necessary to add a disclaimer to this blog to clear away any worries or concerns that you, our adoring fans loving readers bored friends <adjective><noun:pl> may have regarding our dedication to the delicate art of griping, specifically on a daily basis.
We can assure you all, reader opinion is taken very seriously here at the Daily Gripe and we acknowledge that we have recently been neglecting our readership. For this we apologise profusely and beg for your forgiveness.
It must be noted that while the Daily Gripe appears to be misleading readers with our alleged promising of gripes on a daily basis, we must draw attention to the fact that this would make us all very miserable indeed. The occasional coolness must sneak in from time to time to prevent us from becoming grumpy old men. As for the daily nature of the blog, we here at Gripe Towers are very busy with various other projects, social events and Xboxes.
For the sake of argument please consider the name of the Daily Gripe to be read as “the occasionally when we think about it or remember we have a blog gripe, coolness or other information of interest”.
We hope this has addressed any worries you may have and please be assured that we will put every effort into providing you with a better service in the future.
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If you have any further questions or concerns you know how to reach us. We thank you for your time and wish you a pleasant onward journey.